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Dawn of The Planet of Noise [coll] – [Norcal Noisefest]

mrpantsfancy   11/26/2014   A Library, CD

Colorful mixture of noise from the Norcal Noisefest 2014, in Sacramento. Ranging from Distorted Elephant drowning screams to ambient sci fi and even comical tracks. Can’t really go wrong with any of these. My personal favorite is….

Track 12 by Doel…..

I scratched this in my notepad while listening, “Arctic wasteland/time to eat my friends”

Cat Shit/Newtdick [coll] – [Nutzz Recordzz, The]

mrpantsfancy   4/9/2014   A Library, CD

Nutzz Recordzz brings us another tiny little disgusting phlegm of a gem: split release between Newtdick from Redwood City and Cat Shit from your litterbox. Cat Shit side don’t make no kinds of sense, featuring down on the farm Cowcore and a deflatable rubber ducky wake-up call. One solid fart rips the pants and releases one way-too-long broken signal grindfart. Ouch. The Newtdick side presents Hair-raising-heaviness-shit-Metal, like blobs of it bobbing around in a steel toilet tub, gurgling and blubbering and all. The vocals are far too flatulent to be intimidating and the riffage is too clean to be nasty, but I still call it goregrind, but if the gore was all shitstains on the back of your tight leather pants. Wake up and smell the roses sweety!

Wormsblood – “Master of Creation Demos” – [Barbarian Records]

mrpantsfancy   4/9/2014   12-inch, A Library

This 3 in one album split my face into 3 parts. The first part (Bad Beaten Demos 2008) being badass and tantric. the second (Odal Demos 2006) being garage like and creepy. the third (The Grave Kill Demos) being hilarious and terrifying. I started this record on the wrong side by accident! It came faced the wrong way in the album. Did the band pack it this way? Did someone else? Writing this review now…I feel terrified by the trickery. This began my terrifying journey into this albums heart.

Regardless, each album had recurring themes/instruments/sounds. My favorite being a crazed witche scream. This scream haunts me as I write this. I swear a REAL WITCH is screaming into this microphone. I have no doubts. I also heard a dog barking several times in each record. That dog had to have done that by accident! They must have just kept his barking. The dog was yelling at the ancient witch spirits.

The beginning of the newest sect of the album (the front side) was comical at first. Cheesy harmonized guitars like some sort of BRO showdown. I started to get depressed when the last part of the side redeems itself hard! The end really makes you feel like you’re dying. But its the kind of death that gives you resolve.

Wormsblood – Mastery of Creation Demos – [Barbarian Records]

mrpantsfancy   3/26/2014   A Library

This 3 in one album split my face into 3 parts. The first part (Bad Beaten Demos 2008) being badass and tantric. the second (Odal Demos 2006) being garage like and creepy. the third (The Grave Kill Demos) being hilarious and terrifying. I started this record on the wrong side by accident! It came faced the wrong way in the album. Did the band pack it this way? Did someone else? Writing this review now…I feel terrified by the trickery. This began my terrifying journey into this albums heart.

Regardless, each album had recurring themes/instruments/sounds. My favorite being a crazed witche scream. This scream haunts me as I write this. I swear a REAL WITCH is screaming into this microphone. I have no doubts. I also heard a dog barking several times in each record. That dog had to have done that by accident! They must have just kept his barking. The dog was yelling at the ancient witch spirits.

The beginning of the newest sect of the album (the front side) was comical at first. Cheesy harmonized guitars like some sort of BRO showdown. I started to get depressed when the last part of the side redeems itself hard! The end really makes you feel like you’re dying. But its the kind of death that gives you resolve.