Crank Sturgeon – “Mashacoustic” – [Love Earth Music]

Portland Maine’s mollusk master Crank Sturgeon gives us another bunch of muckle ruckus. First we get a little nonsensual nodilly that would make Cumming’s proud. Then a squirtle stands gurgling skirk n jerk ptl slathered in swathes of shrapnel crumbling along and skidding slopped. Seriously though, we get blasts of bloody flatulence and slurping slash attacks of tuck n fruckin feedback and overdriven tape scraps squelched together in a fit of acoustic dismemberment and ritual contact mic goose smacking, hyep! Or how bout an epileptic Howlin Wolf on a pogo stick chup chuppin along? Sweeping up the mumbling jumble heap, broomk rustling thru broken brick brooks and skirching skelecrocs burping nojz balls. Don’t forget the live track for some felt tip skronk smattering and obligatory skratch splashing. This is Rembrandt for the swamp slobsters!